Bookkeeping Bites – ‘Eat Out to Help Out’

‘Eat Out to Help Out’ – Could this be the NEW Corona term to usurp our new favourite word ‘Furlough’???

Love it or loathe it, Big G has pulled out many stops in today’s announcement for the ‘2nd PHASE’ of support for businesses…… And the ‘Eat Out to Help Out’ scheme is just one of those….

The MAIN headlines for you EMPLOYERS:

💥 Did you furlough employees? Then bring them back to work + still employed at the end of January = £1000 JOBS RETENTION BONUS 🎁🎁

💥 ‘KICKSTART’ – wage assistance for all new 16 – 25 year old employees for employers who meet certain conditions (yet to be revealed my friend!)🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️

💥 Traineeship and Apprenticeship initiatives from £1k to £2k….. 📝🛠⚖️☎️

The STUFF for us ALL as 💷 CONSUMERS 💷 and 🏠 HOME OWNERS 🏠:

💥 ‘Eat Out to Help Out’ 🥗 🥘🍝🍜🍲– up to 50% off per person, to a maximum of £10 per person, in all participating restaurants for August only…..

💥 For ‘Food (think eat in, hot food), Accommodation (y’know, your Faulty Towers and all that) and Attractions (Alton Towers – pukearama alert)’ a VAT reduction 👇👇from 20% to 5% from NEXT WEDNESDAY the 15th July to 12th January 2021

💥 NO STAMP DUTY 🚫🚫 up to £500,000, raised from £125,000 – WOWSERS!

💥 ‘Green Home Grants’ for insulating your properties

Cost? A total of £30 BILLION for these alone to, as Big G put it:


Watch this space people! I am off for a lay down 😂😂